All too true.

cateydope:

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

just sat here laughing at this for like 5 minutes, holy shit.

Hahahahahaha

Hahaha

Jarrod Davis, Microsoft Office Specialist Master. #respect (Taken with instagram)

fuddybucker:

No one is majestic enough to ride me

GPOY

cateydope:

can i sit on your face.

I think you meant this handsome man right here:

vegan-dweeb:

chroniclesofabreakingbird:

lieselsteiner:

mattstopera:

14 Steps That Will Evolve Your Views On Gay Marriage

“Step 12: Ask yourself if you could say no to Neil Patrick Harris?”

This is completely perfect.

I love them.

sowhatelseisblue:

smoofsite:

ranyakumo:

unoriginaladdress:

laughingalonewithhomestuck:

frankcoffee:

thesavagelydelicious:

There is a special place in Hell for people who do this.

A very special place.

SDIGJIIOCXJOGINSOID PRYING THESE APART WITH MY NAILS SOB

oh i motherfucking hope so

bastards

all of them

If I ever put two thin ones on top of each other, I made sure that they were loose enough for me to take them back apart.

jesus my fingernails ached for almost two days because of how much i was pulling these fuckers apart for something i was building

there’s literally a lego tool made to pull apart shit like this.

I always used my teeth.

It hurts just looking at this.

dramaddict:

one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas